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 Holocaust 1. The Holocaust

No matter if you write for or against it, recognise it or deny it, writing about the holocaust is going to piss someone, somewhere off big time. These are the sorts of people who write lists, and you surely don't want to end up on one.


 


Gun Control

2. US Gun Control

While there are a lot of passionate people in favour of gun control in the US, getting on the bad side of a Gun nut is much like getting on someones bad side about the holocaust. US Gun nuts are also the sort to write lists and you REALLY don't want to be on one of those, because you already know s/he's packing some "heat"


 


Having an Affair

3. How you had an Affair (and got away with it)

Besides the fact that having an affair makes you an utter dick; you know the moment you click publish your partner will be just happening to surf over to your blog to see what you have to say today. If you're an asshole who had an affair, don't broadcast it to the world.


 


Politically Incorrect

4. Anything considered to be Politically Incorrect

Once it's down in print, it's there forever. You can't deny it, misquote it or reason it. Pissing off minorities often leads to extremist violence. You don't want to have to get your kids to check under your car before you start it...do you? Just smile and nod...


 


Bombs

5. Bombs

Even typing the word bomb now days is likely to get the FBI to start a file on you. If you say the word bomb enough in a single post expect to be arrested and tried for terrorism with the court assumption of guilty until proven innocent. Hold on one moment, the police are at my door...best go see what they want...

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Unveiling the scum of omegle

The following is a conversation that I took part in with some random loser for kicks on Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: meow
Stranger: any horny girl for sex chat?
You: sure
Stranger: age?
You: how old are you first?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u?
You: 19
You: are you at home?
Stranger: ya]
Stranger: why?
You: are you alone?
Stranger: ya
You: is anyone else in the house?
You: I just want to make sure we won't be interrupted
Stranger: ya, bt im alone in mah room
Stranger: no interreptn
Stranger: dont worry
You: Who else is at home with you?
Stranger: grand father
Stranger: he doesnt come to mah room
You: what's a mah?
You: is that your name?
Stranger: mah means my
You: oh, sorry I didn't realise you were mentally handycaped
Stranger: why?
You: I've never done it with a mentally challenged person before
You: can you still... perform?
You: ??
Stranger: i m nt mentally handicaped
You: what?
You: Yes, yes I know you're mentally handicaped... we discussed that already..
Stranger: I am absolutely fine
You: ok take your pants off
Stranger: ya i had already
You: take your nickers off too
Stranger: ok
Stranger: done
Stranger: you take your panty off too
You: you have to get me worked up first
You: how small are you?
Stranger: means?
You: how small is your penis?
Stranger: its 6 inchs
You: Yeah I had heard mentally challenged men also have small penises...
You: we'll have to work with it though
You: so, go ahead retard, get me hot
Stranger: what you are wearing now?
You: my bra, my nickers and my gown
Stranger: ok 1st remove bra
Stranger: Im kissing on your fore head
Stranger: then on your ears
You: slow down there retard
You: I know youre mentally handicaped but you're rushing it
You: you need to take it slower...
Stranger: ok
You: get me excited
Stranger: i come on your lips
You: no no no
You: you're rushing again
You: I don't want your sperm near my lips yet
Stranger: ok u point me what to do
You: Are you a virgin?
Stranger: i told that i wanna kiss ur lips wid my lips
You: no you said you come on my lips
Stranger: ya
You: So you're a virgin?
You: have you ever had a girlfriend?
Stranger: i have girlfrnd
You: wait...
You: you have a girlfriend right now, but you're trying to have cyber with me?
Stranger: so what?
You: Poor girl
You: no wonder you're still a virgin at 21
Stranger: whatever
You: cheating isn't cool
You: what is cool though is that this is being posted live on the internet for everyone to see...
You: oh, and the fact you've been scammed, I'm a guy
You have disconnected.

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Indian's Invade Yoville

For quite some time now Indian's have been moving out of their over populated crap hole of a country and invading the rest of the world. Now the indian invasion has hit Yoville! This addictive facebook app has now been over run with indian's stealing jobs and ruining the poor yovillian way of life. Check out the evidence below

Indian's take over yoville jobs

In other Yoville news, Tom Cruise has apparently joined the Zynga team. He can be found on the splash screen when the app loads. His picture is pasted below.

Tom Cruise celebrates thanks giving in Yoville
please note these pictures are intended as humor
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