So Sarah is sitting watching Desperate housewives, while I stumble around online when this lizard that lives around our house (that we've nicknamed Sheldon") appears on the lounge floor before running into another room. Sarah pauses for a moment before saying;

"I wonder how they smell... do lizards smell? TJ what do lizards smell like"

lmao

Sarah doesn't stop with her Sarahisms. An ad for Channel Go's saturday movies came on and the scene with Sarah Jessica Parker on the boy of a dog from Mars Attacks came on. Sarah was like "yeah that suits Sarah Jessica Parker" and I was like what? And she explained "her head on a dog" in a way that she didn't recognise the movie.

I asked her if she'd seen the movie and she said no, where is it from. I told her it's from Mars Attacks. She said she's not into space movies. I was like, it's not really a space movie it's a comedy. She asked what it's about and I told her it's a piss take of the movie independance day. She asked what happens in Independance day.

So I said, "aliens come and try to take over earth" her reply;

"Oh my god! Is that what happened ON Independance Day?"

"No honey it was a movie..." lmao

"Oh.."

Sarah actually thought for a moment there that the real life American holiday Independance Day was because Aliens tried to take over the world. ROFLMAO!!! Gee I love you Sarah, no matter what happens in life you always manage to make me giggle.

Sarah just called to me and said "You know how the dentist counts your teeth?" I was like..."ummm yeah what about it"

Sarah continued "I used to think your teeth had numbers on them". Funny in a cute way for little girl Sarah to think that. But I made this humorous mistake of asking when she realised that wasn't true. She replied "Just now when I seen the dentist on play school!".

ROFLMAO!!!! How can you not find that totally hilarious?

The latest Sarah moment was classic Sarah. I was in the kitchen making dinner when she asked me where my phone was. "Why?" I replied.
"I think it's down the back of the sofa" I got back. "It's here in front of me" I said. "No I think it's down the sofa" she replied, as I looked at my mobile sitting joyfully in it's dock in front of me. "It's here in it's dock" I said "why?" I asked again.

"TJ, there is music coming from in the sofa, your phone has to be down there" I heard back. I walked into the lounge and could only hear the TV. "It's the TV" I said. "no it's not, turn the TV off and listen" she replied. Now the only things I could hear was music coming from the office where Bro was playing a game and a slight squeeching sound coming from the general direction of Bro's bedroom. "It's just Bro on the computer" I replied. "NO! It's NOT" she gnarled back at me. I walked toward the squeeching sound, which lead me to the bookcase and her bluetooth headset. I put the headset up to my ear and found it playing music.

That's right boys and girls, Sarah had pressed play on the music player in her mobile phone and didn't know what was going on. "It's your headset" I laughed. "Oh, can you play music through it?" she asked.