The following is a conversation that I took part in with some random loser for kicks on Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: meow
Stranger: any horny girl for sex chat?
You: sure
Stranger: age?
You: how old are you first?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u?
You: 19
You: are you at home?
Stranger: ya]
Stranger: why?
You: are you alone?
Stranger: ya
You: is anyone else in the house?
You: I just want to make sure we won't be interrupted
Stranger: ya, bt im alone in mah room
Stranger: no interreptn
Stranger: dont worry
You: Who else is at home with you?
Stranger: grand father
Stranger: he doesnt come to mah room
You: what's a mah?
You: is that your name?
Stranger: mah means my
You: oh, sorry I didn't realise you were mentally handycaped
Stranger: why?
You: I've never done it with a mentally challenged person before
You: can you still... perform?
You: ??
Stranger: i m nt mentally handicaped
You: what?
You: Yes, yes I know you're mentally handicaped... we discussed that already..
Stranger: I am absolutely fine
You: ok take your pants off
Stranger: ya i had already
You: take your nickers off too
Stranger: ok
Stranger: done
Stranger: you take your panty off too
You: you have to get me worked up first
You: how small are you?
Stranger: means?
You: how small is your penis?
Stranger: its 6 inchs
You: Yeah I had heard mentally challenged men also have small penises...
You: we'll have to work with it though
You: so, go ahead retard, get me hot
Stranger: what you are wearing now?
You: my bra, my nickers and my gown
Stranger: ok 1st remove bra
Stranger: Im kissing on your fore head
Stranger: then on your ears
You: slow down there retard
You: I know youre mentally handicaped but you're rushing it
You: you need to take it slower...
Stranger: ok
You: get me excited
Stranger: i come on your lips
You: no no no
You: you're rushing again
You: I don't want your sperm near my lips yet
Stranger: ok u point me what to do
You: Are you a virgin?
Stranger: i told that i wanna kiss ur lips wid my lips
You: no you said you come on my lips
Stranger: ya
You: So you're a virgin?
You: have you ever had a girlfriend?
Stranger: i have girlfrnd
You: wait...
You: you have a girlfriend right now, but you're trying to have cyber with me?
Stranger: so what?
You: Poor girl
You: no wonder you're still a virgin at 21
Stranger: whatever
You: cheating isn't cool
You: what is cool though is that this is being posted live on the internet for everyone to see...
You: oh, and the fact you've been scammed, I'm a guy
You have disconnected.

I stumbled onto this site the other day which suggested ways to have fun with those annoying email scammers. I seem to get one or two of them in my email a week so I thought I'd give it a try with my own little sense for flare on the whole idea of messing with them. I got two of them through today. The first one is from some man, claiming to be a girl wanting to "tell me something important".

From: hassa10nababy@katamail.com
Reply-to: hassanababy@gmx.com
Date: 16/02/2010 8:15 PM
To: My email
Subject: Hello,

Hello,
How are you? hope fine, I Want to introduce my self to you before I go further, My Name is Hassana lsaac. I will like to have a good relationship with you, if you wouldn't mind, I will like to hear from you soon through this email address (hassanababy@gmx.com) because, I have something very important I will like to tell you. Thanks and God bless you,
Miss Hassana lsaac.

I thought for a moment of doing my usual rutine of simply clicking the junk mail button and never having to hear from "Miss lsaac" again. But then I thought again and decided to mess with "her". First I replied to the email address she sent this from (the one she didn't want me to reply to) saying simply "Hi, how are you?". I though I can certainly do better than that, so I then emailed the address she DID want me to email to (hassanababy@gmx.com) with the following reply.

From: My email
Date: 17/02/2010 2:27 PM
To: hassanababy@gmx.com
Subject: RE: Hello,

Hi Glenda,

It's nice to hear from you, it's been awhile. What happened with that gentile warts problem? I hope it's all cleared up now, or is that the important thing you wanted to talk to me about? It's weird that you've turned into a Christian, I always thought you were a committed satanist. I should let you know we're having a sacrifice next week, you should come along. It's a nun this time, it'll be great.

Looking forward to hearing for you,

Peter

I'm awaiting "her" reply and I'll update you when it comes through. lol

It's important to note that when ever I sign up for things online which I think will give me spam, or indeed I reply to a scammer/spammer I use the name peter. This helps to distance me so no spammers or scammers know my name or details. This will become apparent in the email from the next scammer which I received a few hours later.

From: Paul_Meyers@mytopdealbrands.com
Date: 17/02/2010 2:47PM
To: My email
Subject: Partner with an online guru Peter

Hi Peter

My Name is Paul and I’m an internet professional. For almost 10 years now I have been working in
online advertising and last I will show you verified proof of how I made $136,808 in a single month.

Over the years I’ve seen it all, from the top opportunities on the web to the absolute scams. I’ve helped
my good friend Mike to make money online and now I’m going to help you. Truth is I’m no saint, I need
your help just as much as you need mine.

I’m not here to fill your head with false promises about myself or what you can achieve. Let me show you how.

Click here to learn more:
[insert stupid spam link]

Noting how well I figured the last email had gone I figured I should try something similar on this guy.

To: Paul_Meyers@mytopdealbrands.com
Date: 17/02/2010 3:01 PM
From: My email
Subject: RE: Partner with an online guru Peter

Hi James,

It's great to hear from you. It's been what 2 months since you emailed me last? How is Nancy and the kids? Well I hope. It's been awhile since I've spoken to Mike, tell him I said 'hi' and ask him if he ever found out which one of the prostitutes he was banging gave him Venereal Disease?

It's great to see your new job manually picking leeches off the rare and engaged Swap Camel has netted you so much revenue in the last month. Sadly I must tell you that the life of a Camel Leecher isn't for me, I'd miss the city far to much. Anyways it was great to hear from you james. I hope to hear from you again soon. All my love to Nancy and the kids

Peter.

I like the idea of purposely getting their name wrong, because when they reply it lets me know in the first sentence whether or not they're a real person or a robot. IF they're a real life person they'll correct their name and the rest of the details in my reply. If it's a robot it'll go on telling me a bunch of non-sense. Of course if it's a robot it'll end up straight in my junk mail pile. If it's a real person however I'm going to have lots of fun playing with them. I'll be sure to continue to post the fun I have with scammers into my blog for you all to read.

The other brilliant thing about posting this up is that I've included their email addresses. By doing so all the email address collection bots that spammers and scammers deploy across the internet will collect their addressed from my posts and end up spamming and scamming them. lmao. I've also decided to produce a new page on TJandSarah.com where you can enter in the email addresses spammers and scammers use to contact you. But instead of creating a black list like most people would I figure I can make this list HIGHLY visible to spammers sniffing for email addresses. In this way it's likely that they'll end up spamming themselves as well as all their other colleges

Sure it won't fix the spam problem, but it'll certainly be a laugh knowing their spamming themselves. Keep checking back on TJandSarah.com for updates on when the list will go live.

If you ever wanted to see justice come to missionaries, this story it is. The 5 Male and 5 female Christians from Ohio, USA who entered Haiti and stole 33 children have been denied bail. The group of 5 couples attempted to take the Haitian children across the border into the Dominican Republic with the idea of setting up an orphanage. The ill equipped group failed their duty of care with all 33 children suffering dehydration and hunger when they were stopped by border authorities. Some of the children also were injured and required urgent medical attention.

But perhaps even more scary is the fact the Christians seeming had forgotten (or perhaps they simply didn't care) to actually check the children they took really where orphans, with most of them actually still having living parents. A Haiti court has denied the group bail, ordering them to be remanded in custody; charged with kidnapping minors and criminal association.

In situations like this you just have to smile at the fact justice has actually prevailed. But you can't help but feel bad about all the millions who didn't have justice go their way. One would think by now Christian missionaries would be outlawed, I mean consider this; In the USA it was Christian Missionaries who stole native Indian children and denied them their culture. In Canada Christian missionaries did the same to the Inuit people and here in Australia they stole aboriginal children and trained them as servants. Now look at all the pain, suffering and money this has cost those countries? Yet we allow Christian missionaries to go forth from those very same countries and cause ever more havoc around the world.

At what point do our governments see the harm this is doing, at what point do they see that by allowing this practise to continue it costs governments more in tax payer funded charity. At some point surely our governments will see sense and benefit from ruling it illegal to go over seas as a missionary. Personally I think anyone who does such should be stripped of their citizenship and their actions dealt with in international court as crimes against humanity. Just remember, the worst acts in history were ALL perpetrated with the "best of intentions".

At any rate, I want to see more of these poor, third world countries standing up to missionaries, charging and imprisoning them for crimes like those of the 10 Christians in Haiti. If all third world nations did this, then perhaps just that would be a big enough deterrent to stop missionaries entering those countries in the first place.

Black music like rap, hip hop and this new very of r'n'b are weird sure, and they suck big time. But what is even weirder and completely sad is when White people, especially young girls, try to immitate it. To bolster my case I submit the video I pulled off YouTube below. Note other then how stupid their lyrics are and how funny they look trying to be black, that they have completely messed up the chroma key.

For quite some time now Indian's have been moving out of their over populated crap hole of a country and invading the rest of the world. Now the indian invasion has hit Yoville! This addictive facebook app has now been over run with indian's stealing jobs and ruining the poor yovillian way of life. Check out the evidence below

In other Yoville news, Tom Cruise has apparently joined the Zynga team. He can be found on the splash screen when the app loads. His picture is pasted below.

It is rare that I come across a modern day movie that I like, but french film À la folie... pas du tout (He loves me, he loves me not) certainly makes the cut. It is a movie that is well thought out, leaving plot holes tiny and scarce. The clever script is taken to another level both with insightful direction and divine acting on behalf of the lead roles.

À la folie... pas du tout tells the story of waitress/student Angélique whom is madly inlove with Cardiologist Loïc and plans to run off with him. Almost needless to say Loïc is married, and his wife is pregnant with their first child. Add to the mix, student doctor David whom himself has fallen for Angélique and you have a mature paletted thriller. The exploration of Angélique's erotomania indeed takes this film to another level.

Audrey Tautou plays Angélique exquisitely with her odd, but innocent look barely hinting at the world that lives inside her mind. The film is of course in french and thus subtitled, but I hope that will not put you off this masterful work. It plays in two halfs, first telling things as Angélique see's them, then once more from the perspectives of everyone else. Writer/Director Laetitia Colombani has certainly out done herself with this film, it will jerk your heart strings then send you on a white knuckle ride.

Links;

IMDB
Cinephilia

Channel 7 continues televisions fine tradition of copycatting shows that work; running ideas into the ground until no one is interested in watching them anymore. With the overwhelming success of Channel TEN's "Master Chef Australia", Channel 7 have announced a casting call for "My Kitchen Rules".

Their casting website states

"This new series will travel the country to find Australia’s best home-cooking team. In a unique twist, the teams-of-two in MY KITCHEN RULES will do battle from their own kitchens in each State.

contestants will also be required to turn their home into a restaurant for one night for their pressure test. Of course this is assuming you'll somehow be able to get some sort of agreement from your local council and your neighbors.

The show sounds very much as the same old, same old from Channel 7, just with it being a cooking competition instead of a renovation, building or gardening competition. It's very uninspired, but given it's from Channel 7 can we really expect anything more?

Links;
Casting Site
Channel 7
ABC News Story

The latest Sarah moment was classic Sarah. I was in the kitchen making dinner when she asked me where my phone was. "Why?" I replied.
"I think it's down the back of the sofa" I got back. "It's here in front of me" I said. "No I think it's down the sofa" she replied, as I looked at my mobile sitting joyfully in it's dock in front of me. "It's here in it's dock" I said "why?" I asked again.

"TJ, there is music coming from in the sofa, your phone has to be down there" I heard back. I walked into the lounge and could only hear the TV. "It's the TV" I said. "no it's not, turn the TV off and listen" she replied. Now the only things I could hear was music coming from the office where Bro was playing a game and a slight squeeching sound coming from the general direction of Bro's bedroom. "It's just Bro on the computer" I replied. "NO! It's NOT" she gnarled back at me. I walked toward the squeeching sound, which lead me to the bookcase and her bluetooth headset. I put the headset up to my ear and found it playing music.

That's right boys and girls, Sarah had pressed play on the music player in her mobile phone and didn't know what was going on. "It's your headset" I laughed. "Oh, can you play music through it?" she asked.

I have noticed of the course of running this blog that when Do gooders and Conspiracy nuts comment my blog with their banter about how terrible I am for speaking my mind because how dare I tell things as they stand, or that governments are really trying to control us they don't seem to actually put their name, even a first name in the name field. They make up some silly little descriptive text instead. Where as people who actually have something constructive to add, or dare I say it comment in agreement with me actually put their name in the name field.

I find that very telling of these peoples state of mind. They're happy to make these; lets face it dumb; comments which show they didn't quite grasp the concepts of my posts or in the case of some conspiracy nuts; grasp reality at all, but only on the condition that they think they're completely anonymous. Oh yes, the wondrous thrill of being anonymous! You can finally say what is on your mind without fear of reprisal, and of course the internet is anonymous right? I mean you can call yourself whatever you like and no one can see your face unless you want them to.

Unfortunately the internet isn't really a haven for being anonymous, everything you do online leaves a trail. One which leads straight back to your front door. See, when you sign up, perhaps all excitedly, for your internet connection you give them you name, address, phone number, blah blah blah all your personal details. Now while you're connected to the internet you have this brilliant little thing called an IP Address. Now your IP address is how the server say this website is on, knows to send this page to your computer. Think of it like a physical mailing address, if you wanted me to send you a picture I'd need to know where to send it right? Same goes for computers.

Now the brilliantly wonderful thing about IP Addresses is that they're exclusive to a single person at a time. That is to say, when you're online your IP Address is unique. And what do we know about things that are unique boys and girls? They're traceable!! As certain IP addresses belong to different countries and even different ISPs inside of those countries, it's easy to figure out where in the world you live, and what ISP your internet is going through. Now here's the fun part! It's easy as heck, with just an IP Address to find out someone's Name, Address and Phone number, from their ISP.

Guess what, this site as well as most popular sites on the web; such as facebook, myspace, Anything google (including YouTube), Anything Microsoft, etc. automatically collect IP Addresses from their visitors. This is a security measure so undesirable persons can be excluded and criminal charges can be brought if so is required. And so boys and girls, thus ends another lesson on how you are never anonymous. And from this lesson I hope people stop sending me Do gooder comments, the conspiracy theories can stay though, they make me laugh.

I have had several comments on this blog from people claiming conspiracies. While there are some conspiracies in the world; heck there is even a TJandSarah.com Conspiracies website in production; what these people are talking about just make no sense. Take our latest conspiracy theorist who claims global warming is a lie generated to gather more control for governments.

This argument might even hold the smallest amount of credit if not for the fact that it is only now after decades of warnings about global warming from the science community that governments around the world are starting to stop denying it. It might even hold a bit more credit, if not for the simple fact that not everyone in government is yet even convinced of it's existence or that change is required.

Simply put governments around the world are unable to agree on ANYTHING in regards to global warming. They lack a model country to copycat; which lets face it is all governments ever do.

And of course there are plenty of other crack pot conspicuous commenting my blog, all of whom demonstrate what happens when whilst having a mental illness you forget to take your medication. I invite you now to have a look back through my posts and look at some of the entirely humorous comments that some people have left.

Last night I watched a Documentary on Dominick Dunne entitled "Celebrity: Dominick Dunne" and he struck me as an idiot. For those whom have no idea whom Dominick Dunne is, he is a writer for Vanity Fair magazine whom writes about the judicial system and celebrities in trouble. The thing about Dominick is that he always presumes they are guilty.

The man has undoubtedly had a hard, but impressive life. Some of the things he has done most of us can only dream about, but that gives him no excuse to slander others. Nor does the fact that O.J Simpson most probably killed his daughter, give him an excuse to decide all celebrities are bad. His articles are almost always filled with rumors, lies and fiction but that never stops him entertaining them as fact.

He is also a man whom has turned on some of his celebrity friends when they have landed in hot water. His own son has nothing positive to say about the man, and quite obviously despises him. While Dominick maintains they have a great relationship. Where will the lies end Dominick? Where?

Links;

Wikipedia
Celebrity: Dominick Dunne (Video)

An 18 year old Belgian girl named Kimberley Vlaminck is threatening to sue a Tattoo artist after he Tattooed 56 stars on her face. Kimberley is claiming that she had only asked to have 3 stars Tattooed near her left eye and fell asleep while Tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz was doing the tattoos. When she awoke she reports she was astounded that he had instead tattooed 56 stars across her face.

Rouslan the Tattoo artist responded to the girls claims stating that she had been awake the whole time and that she had indeed come up with the design. He reports that things only turned bad when Kimberleys father Diego saw the tattoo and was furious.

I'm inclined to believe Rouslan on this; I may have never gotten a tattoo myself but a great deal of my friends and family have. I know from seeing them performed that falling asleep while getting a tattoo is unlikely, especially given that this was a tattoo on the face. Not only that but, if it was only originally meant to be 3 stars as Kimberley claims then she would not have had time to fall asleep. 3 small stars would not take long, my cousin has a few stars on her arm and it only too a few minutes to do.

Unless Kimberley had just ingested some powerful sedatives then I can't see a reason why she would get on the tattooist chair, ask for 3 stars on her face and promptly fall asleep. That would be like going to the dentist, asking for a cavity to be filled and then immediately going to sleep. It's unreasonable and unrealistic for it to have happened.

Links

Telegraph.co.uk
Channel 10 Australia (Video)

About a year a go I started mucking about with the news/current affairs format with my camcorder. My camcorder has broken (by no fault of my own) so I haven't made any new episodes in awhile. After making this episode I did refine the idea quite a lot more however.

I am in the process of getting my camcorder fixed so you can expect episodes to start rolling out again shortly. As my ideas grow obviously the show will evolve and become more refined. It's of course my little experiment, but I'm hoping that one day it will allow me to produce something great.

Links;

Wondering Productions
Scattered Emotions

I have a few questions about p!nk which I think more people should be asking. Like for starters why do Australians love her so much? Do they not understand she advocated to the world that they boycott Australian sheep and wool products? It costs people their jobs, their livelihood and buckets of cash to the industry. Why? Because she misunderstood the practice of mulesing which while it looks painful, is much better than them having fly lava under their skin.

I know looking at the images it's hard to understand how this practice would be good for any animal, but it is. It stops Sheep fly from embedding themselves in the rump of the sheep, which will eat away at the sheep causing it pain and loss of the ability to walk. The lava will then burst out through the skin when they reach maturity. It's a common problem without mulesing. Honestly, if you where a sheep, which would you rather?

Now while p!nk has since retracted her statements to boycott Australian sheep and wool products, that hardly makes up for all the pain and heart ache she caused. She lost people money, and more over, lost some people their homes. And all they get is a "Oops sorry I didn't understand" before she skips off on her merry little way. How can True Australian's support a person like that? I am calling for a boycott on P!NK and a ban on her entering the country. She doesn't deserve to be graced by our beautiful nation.

My other question is; Is P!NK really Aaron Carter?

Links;

P!nk speaks for PETA

The final specs for the much awaited new iphone have been announced officially on the apple website. Dubbed the 3G-S it's really what the iphone should have been on it's initial release; a couple of years ago. The features are pretty ordinary with only a few tweaks to the phone to attempt to make it more relevant, but failing miserably.

Often we here phrases like 'worlds best smartphone' associated with the iphone, but here's a phrase far more suitable which you wouldn't have heard much of; 'bargain bin filler'. I still fail to see what all the excitement is about with such dismal specs. What are these new specs you ask? Lets take a look under the hood of the iphone 3G-S.

The camera on the phone has been upgraded to 3 megapixels and is capable of both stills and video. And yes this iphone CAN actually take video, be it only VGA! Crazily enough apple seem to have forgotten to put support for video capture into their previous software. With the current camera phone standard being 5 megapixels, and thanks to LG and samsung about to be lifted to 8 megapixels placing a 3 megapixel camera in the new iphone seems somewhat backward. Especially when you consider 3 megapixel cameras haven't been standard in camera phones for 2 years!

The new iphone will also support voice commands, so you can tell your phone to call Joe Blogs and it will call him based on the number you have stored for him in your phone book. Wait a gosh darn minute though, didn't that technology start appearing as standard in phones 8 to 9 years ago?

Apple have seen fit to add; wait for it; a compass to the iphone 3G-S. Why apple feel the average iphone user would be inclined to use a compass over the assisted GPS maps still boggles my mind. It certainly sounds very much like a feature they added that sounded sorta cool, just to flesh out the new features list a little.

The 3G-S will also be able to sms forward and send and recieve mms. Apparently iphone figured up until now the average iphone user had no use for mms messages or the ability to forward their messages to others, but they did need a compass?

A landscape touchscreen keyboard has been added to messaging apps, and you will now be able to cut, copy and paste words and photos. Apple have also added a search feature so you can search your phone for that email or note you're after. And yet still I'm not seeing anything special given this is meant to be a SMARTPHONE.

The phone has finally been brought into the current age of mobile internet with the inclusion of support for HSDPA, which will make surfing the web faster in supported area's. Hardware wise the phone has been upgraded so that apps will load up to 2 times faster. They have even finally included the ability to take voice memo's, a feature which most phones could do 8 or so years ago, and all but apple ipods have been able to do for almost as long.

One cool feature of the iphone 3G-S is it's support for Nike+ allowing you to insert the sensor into your Nike+ shoe and get stats about your work out direct to your phone. These stats are saved and you can see your averages and progress. This comes of course from the ipod apps which are able to do the same thing, but I guess it's much more practical to have it in your phone instead.

There are a few minor improvements to the battery life and the phone now comes in either a 16GB or 32GB model but that is about all the bang you get for your buck. Given the costs associated with an iphone it hardly seems worth rushing out to buy the new 3G-S which really is how the first iphone should have looked. The specs for this phone should be much higher then they are, if not only to keep up with the standards other providers are pumping out. But none the less, I'm quite sure there will be many people whom fall for Apple's marketing ploys and do indeed purchase the new iphone.

Which is a shame given there are so many phones out there which beat the iphone hands down. I've already given examples of this in my post "why iphones are for losers", but since then there have been even more advancements. In love with your apps? What about the much awaited google phone running android? Or for the true app lover, try running multiple apps at once!! Think it's impossible? Not on the new palm it's not!

In summary the new iphone is at least 2 years to late to the party, with the only phones still carrying hardware like it in the prepaid bargain bin. But still people, hooked on the marketing hype and under the misinformation they need one to be "normal" will rush out and buy the new 3G-S iphone. Which is disappointing but not unexpected.

Links;

Apples iphone 3G-S
Why iphones are for losers
Palm Pre
Googles G1 with Android

There is a children's show on ABC called "in the night garden" made by the same people who came up with "Tellie Tubbies". It's the typical weird voices and junk.

The show itself is rather weird and sorta funny. But the best humor comes from the fact that Sarah loves it. She's hooked and thinks it's the best.